Something Definitely Stinks!

I really appreciate you rolling around in my Assorted Garbage. But the problem with garbage is, the more you accumulate, the bigger the pile. And the stuff at the bottom... well, it starts to deteriorate. Or maybe a mouse comes along and eats it. Horrible thought, I know, but it is obviously what has happened here. You were looking for something that doesn't seem to be here anymore.

If you have landed in this pile of garbage by clicking on a link from inside Assorted GARbage then I might have made the mistake, and I'd really appreciate it if you'd let me know. If you dove in from elsewhere, they must have copied the link wrong, but sadly, I can't do much about that.